We’ve updated our Terms of Use to reflect our new entity name and address. You can review the changes here.
We’ve updated our Terms of Use. You can review the changes here.

Retarded Solar Radar Ringship

from Sexual Harassment by Kleenex Girl Wonder



PLEASE do not flip out at me about this song title. Exhibitz:

A. It was 1994.
B. That is, it was 1994 when I named the FIRST KLEENEX GIRL WONDER ALBUM EVER "Retarded Solar Radar Ringship."*
C. It was supposed to be meaningless, or at best assonant. Listen, Beck was super popular by caring so little about everything that he had no problem murdering 3.14% of the population of Ottawa Canada. The government loves that kind of stuff.
D. Whatever, it's dumb. No offense intended.


Crystal point to red oh eight
Get a move on, don't be late
Or else you're going to have to wait
And find a thing about your fate

Orange machine to nine oh twelve
Get a handle on yourselves
It makes me angrier than heck
To watch that r*ta*d scrub the deck!

And maybe you wanted to call but you didn't
You have a grip on the retarded solar radar ringship
You're in the thick, and what makes you tick
While you're sleeping?


from Sexual Harassment, released January 1, 1996
Graham Smith


all rights reserved



Kleenex Girl Wonder New York, New York

A prolific songwriter, a cracking tight independent indie rock band for live entertainment, and a fine art parody magazine about what computers think about human thoughts about their fine art

contact / help

Contact Kleenex Girl Wonder

Streaming and
Download help

Shipping and returns

Redeem code

Report this track or account