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What you took for a grapevine
turned out, in the end, to be a straight line.
Calm down, anything you want to say is fine.
Wow. You may be wrong, and I may be right.

Moby Dick was your Great White.
Well, how'd that go for you? Alright?
Careful where you go drawing fault lines.
I have stared into the void; it's a salt mine.

at the altar of the Crimpshrine.
Let the locusts poke at your insides. Whoa –
I never knew there could be blood like this.
Can somebody catch me up on what I missed?

What we have here
is a goddamn shame.
I mean I love you,
but you're not that great.
I mean I – fuck it,
I could never explain.
Blame it on the blues,
it's the great white way.

Caught a good glimpse of your tail lights,
just never found an excuse to say “Hi.”
Hi. I'm just here to watch the paint dry. Why?
I couldn't say, it just feels right.

Once bidden, twice shrived –
take a liking to a lycanthrope, you're bound to get a bite.
Who am I to howl at the sunrise?
You had one job, one time. And I'm

just a joke of a jester, yessir,
yesterday I was swept away by the pressure.
I guess I'll always be a little professor –
that doesn't mean I'm not touched by the gesture.

But what witch put wind to your sails?
Fumble for the words but your metaphors fail...
It's like you're trapped in a closet
with a snake in the dark,
or maybe it's a shower
and a great white shark.


from The Comedy Album, released October 28, 2016


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