"The Comedy Album" is the 13th and most epic Kleenex Girl Wonder record.
26 songs, covering a variety of genres, styles, and production methods, written and recorded over the course of two years, and now available on two slabs of strikingly coloured vinyl (some 'Comedy Blue,' some 'Bazooka Joke Pink').
Featuring guest production from Max Tundra, Saskrotch, and The Hood Internet, plus the usual suspects of Graham Smith, Matt LeMay and Thayer McClanahan.
Includes unlimited streaming of The Comedy Album
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
Guy walks into Agartha...
Says “Where are the stars, for starters?
It's kinda like Sparta, but darker.
I'm looking for a Dorothy Parker –
long dark hair and eyes like Chris Marker.
Last I saw her she was working for a startup,
doing PR, a little front-end markup –
these renaissance women are dying to be martyrs!”
So we decided:
the world is constantly divided.
Privately, I sided with you,
but I'm an island.
I hope you become
Oh, boo-hoo –
what, too soon?
Guy leaves a bar like “Fuck you, moon.
You never stick around or even tell me what to do.”
Moon waxes, lyrically: “Fuck you too.”
A Irish rabbi and a British priest
were laughing as they riffed on the Middle East
and now it's my job to read the cleric in.
This shit is so goddamn embarrassing!
An international exchange to trade prayers for sins!
And who wins in an unfair comparison?
If you can't walk in his shoes, how will you wear his skin?
Hmm? Care to make your stupid joke again?
I don't like it, but that's okay.
I'll just cry or laugh, I won't whine or complain,
because it might just seem absurd or abstruse,
but every tight fifteen has a germ of truth.
Oh wow, that's wild!
Somebody write it down:
“Guy turns around like ‘Fuck you, clown.’”
Words flow like
swirls of opium smoke
from my mouth.
Hurling stones at a big glass dome
I'm told is Billy Joel's house.
From Dawson's Creek to
Krochmalna Street to the castles of Krakow:
Blackout! / Back to the Beach
The King's Speech / “Twin Peaks”
“Party Up” / “How's it Going Down” / “Down”
“Pon De Replay” / Dil Chahta Hai
Broadway the Hard Way / Fame / “Sloop John B”
Peelander Z / Freeway
Amanda Palmer / Staind