Inspired by the basketball player of the similar name.


I didn’t think you were built like that
You fall into bed at the drop of hat
And what’s worse, I’d protect you
But I’d rather inspect you
And direct you to a radical goodnight

But we are made of a deeper fabric
You use intelligence, I’ll use magic
It’s easy enough but it’s not automatic
And it’s tiring

We will be alone together, will we be alone forever?

You say I don’t confuse you, I’ve realized I spite you
I’ll realize I’ve hurt you, and yet I’ll try to fight you
Ahhhh, ahhh, ahh, I’ve been waiting too long

And you’re looking at me as if they were mine
And I have to admit that you are out of line
And I’m biting my tongue and I’m biding my time and and I’m waiting

We’ll be alone together, we will be alone forever

I ran as far as I could
But there was nothing in sight
And that was good


from Graham Smith is the Coolest Person Alive, released January 20, 1998
(c) Graham Smith


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