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I Am A Serving Wench At A Themed Restaurant

from After Mathematics by Kleenex Girl Wonder



Wicca bless the ad wizard who came up with the titular soliloquy for a Dove moisturizing human deodorizer commercial.


Sometimes, when my dogs are barkin'
I don't feel like walkin'
But I don't mind
So if there's something you ought to say
Well then, talk away
I've got time
I've got nothing but time
I can barely sleep at night
But there is no relief in sight
Oh I still stop at each green light
But I drive--
Oh, ain't it great to be alive, well, alright
Hold my hand
Close my eyes
Today, I die
Each cruel word is
No surprise

Just say goodbye
Cause I gave up a year ago
I lost my fighting spirit so I quit
I play it cool, I try to be decent
But somehow all the pieces
Just don't fit
And that's just it
Oh the days I wasted
Trying to see your face
When dreams replaced it
I bleed from empty spaces
Since my heart got cut-and-pasted
Sure I wound up sated,
And got up off my feet till the hunger faded
A thought so sweet seems obsolete
Oh you make fate seem so outdated
But be that as it may
I still say
I will stay with you
And if that isn't true
We'll make do
Somehow, some way
Bite my lip
Hold my tongue
Raise your hand to my face
Let's jump this sinking ship
And just run
To a better place
So if there's something you've got to say
Please don't walk away
I've got time
I've got nothing but time


from After Mathematics, released February 2, 2002
Graham Smith


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