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lyrics

Intermittent clouds occlude my vision now.
I didn't gather me rosebuds when I could have;
I wouldn't have anyhow.
I lived it up, and I'll never live it down.
The windows painted shut – the quick prosaic thrusts –
I guess I made it up, I never made it out.

In a house the color of pink bismuth
I felt intimate; you sensed distance.
We fell into it quick as a whip. Lickety split.
Our azimuths aligned at one terrific zenith.
And though we've riffed upon nadirs gone by as though they were cliffs,
as we approach another precipice, I must wonder which way down –

into humanity's deep south?
Or into the gaping maw of a sweet pink mouth?
Let there be no redoubt. Not even
a hand-painted sign reading “VIOLENT DISEASE – KEEP OUT!!!”
What's another threshold? Everybody gets old.
Many stories get told, but this one creeps me out.

What do you mean when you say you mean business?
I'm thinking incantations and incense.
I'll prick my finger, you make a fist. It's simple as shit:
it serves no Earthly purpose just to simply exist.
So let me know when you and life work out your differences,
and let me show you motherfuckers just what impotence is:

Lay down. Lay down.
Just want to be to be so we just
lay down. Lay down.
Not to be mean, I mean, but please just
lay down. Lay down.
Just want to be to be so we should
lay down. Lay down.
Not to be mean, or not to be.

credits

from The Comedy Album, released October 28, 2016

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