You know when I was getting ready to release this album, I actually did the following three things?
a. Created a cover which consisted of a scanned Holy Bible, with no alterations, except the addition of the "Parental Advisory - Explicit Lyrics" sticker
b. Did an alternative booklet which featured an entire page with a quote by the band Braid
c. Created a lyrics document which treated the songs like chapters, and gave them faux-historical introductions because I had recently read "The Name of the Rose"
Gosh I'm a really huge loser. I promise I don't do these things anymore but time cannot undo the damage they have done to me personally and you as a consumership.